Dame Helen Mirren, another perfect human being

Finally posting after a long time and it's another flailing post. I'm seriously good at flailing, just saying.

I have a confession, there are two over-60 women who I secretly lust over, erm, that sound kinda wrong since I'm just 20 [Yes, I'm finally accepting the fact that I'm going to be 20 this year]. Let me reconstruct the sentence. There are two over-60 women who I really like and admire and will kill to have the chance to make out with them. Better?

They are the fucking amazing and talented and beautiful and flawless and hot and the HBIC, Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren!

Meryl Streep

Dame Helen Mirren

Among two of them, the subject of this flail post will be Dame Helen Mirren! I strongly believe there'll be a chance in the future for Meryl Streep to make an appearance on my blog. So, let's focus on Helen Mirren today!

Okay, before I start flailing, I have one suggestion, can we let's just forget for a while the fact that Helen Mirren is 65 years old and she's indeed almost the same age as my grandmother? Because just the thought of it make me feel dirty. And no, I don't want to make out with my grandmother. I just want to make out with Helen Mirren. Are we clear? Yes? Then, let's start!

Last Saturday, Helen Mirren was the guest host of Saturday Night Live. People, she's so fucking perfect and hilarious! I laughed at every single of the sketch which she was involved! She was so good, all I could think of while I was in the lectures today was her! She effing invaded my mind! #perfecthumanbeingisperfect

The opening was perfect! The pictures of her? I CAN'T EVEN.. Can she be any cuter in that sailor dress and hat? UNF...

 

"You see, I might be appointed  the Dame of British Empire but I'm not all scones and teacups. I'm more biscuits or....D-cups!" #fuckingaccurate #blessyoudcups

In the first sketch, Helen Mirren spoofed another HBIC, Helena Bonham Carter! OMFG! You have no idea how hard I'd laughed!! xD

 "We live in Eternal Night." #perfectisperfect

The digital short...which is the most epic I'd ever seen on SNL is about....Helen Mirren's beautiful and magical D-cups breast! #izdead

"You're in a place that is much better than heaven. You're in Helen Mirren's titties." "Oh, Hellen Mirren maybe 65, but her titties exist in a place beyond space and time." "Yes, it is quite intense, I was told." #iwanttogotothere

Nasim's orgasmic face is epic! I want to be her, I want to grab them too!

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And, I can't believe Kristen Wiig effing motorboated Helen Mirren's boobies!! LMAO!! I want to stick my face on that, like Kristen.

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Another epic sketch of Helen Mirren is her as the violent Julie Andrews!

"Now apologize!...I don't believe ya!" "And here's your spoonful of sugar!" #badassmothafucka

I leave this until the last, because I flailed super hard at this! It is the most surprise and epic sketch in the whole show! Helen Mirren, why you so perfect? She effing kissed a girl in this sketch! #CREYS #RAINBOW #DOUBLERAINBOWS

"But it is mine...."

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Abby, you lucky bitch! You get to kiss Helen Mirren even just for a few seconds. Do you know how many people would kill for that? #helenmirrenletsmakeout


Okay, I'm done flailing. And, I'm dead too. After reading this post, people who don't know I'm a perv will definitely know I'm one now. Whatever, I don't care! All I care is Helen Mirren and her amazing D-cups and lips.

Last note....Dame Helen Mirren, please be mine!