Dame Helen Mirren, another perfect human being

Finally posting after a long time and it's another flailing post. I'm seriously good at flailing, just saying.

I have a confession, there are two over-60 women who I secretly lust over, erm, that sound kinda wrong since I'm just 20 [Yes, I'm finally accepting the fact that I'm going to be 20 this year]. Let me reconstruct the sentence. There are two over-60 women who I really like and admire and will kill to have the chance to make out with them. Better?

They are the fucking amazing and talented and beautiful and flawless and hot and the HBIC, Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren!

Meryl Streep

Dame Helen Mirren

Among two of them, the subject of this flail post will be Dame Helen Mirren! I strongly believe there'll be a chance in the future for Meryl Streep to make an appearance on my blog. So, let's focus on Helen Mirren today!

Okay, before I start flailing, I have one suggestion, can we let's just forget for a while the fact that Helen Mirren is 65 years old and she's indeed almost the same age as my grandmother? Because just the thought of it make me feel dirty. And no, I don't want to make out with my grandmother. I just want to make out with Helen Mirren. Are we clear? Yes? Then, let's start!

Last Saturday, Helen Mirren was the guest host of Saturday Night Live. People, she's so fucking perfect and hilarious! I laughed at every single of the sketch which she was involved! She was so good, all I could think of while I was in the lectures today was her! She effing invaded my mind! #perfecthumanbeingisperfect

The opening was perfect! The pictures of her? I CAN'T EVEN.. Can she be any cuter in that sailor dress and hat? UNF...

 

"You see, I might be appointed  the Dame of British Empire but I'm not all scones and teacups. I'm more biscuits or....D-cups!" #fuckingaccurate #blessyoudcups

In the first sketch, Helen Mirren spoofed another HBIC, Helena Bonham Carter! OMFG! You have no idea how hard I'd laughed!! xD

 "We live in Eternal Night." #perfectisperfect

The digital short...which is the most epic I'd ever seen on SNL is about....Helen Mirren's beautiful and magical D-cups breast! #izdead

"You're in a place that is much better than heaven. You're in Helen Mirren's titties." "Oh, Hellen Mirren maybe 65, but her titties exist in a place beyond space and time." "Yes, it is quite intense, I was told." #iwanttogotothere

Nasim's orgasmic face is epic! I want to be her, I want to grab them too!

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And, I can't believe Kristen Wiig effing motorboated Helen Mirren's boobies!! LMAO!! I want to stick my face on that, like Kristen.

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Another epic sketch of Helen Mirren is her as the violent Julie Andrews!

"Now apologize!...I don't believe ya!" "And here's your spoonful of sugar!" #badassmothafucka

I leave this until the last, because I flailed super hard at this! It is the most surprise and epic sketch in the whole show! Helen Mirren, why you so perfect? She effing kissed a girl in this sketch! #CREYS #RAINBOW #DOUBLERAINBOWS

"But it is mine...."

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Abby, you lucky bitch! You get to kiss Helen Mirren even just for a few seconds. Do you know how many people would kill for that? #helenmirrenletsmakeout


Okay, I'm done flailing. And, I'm dead too. After reading this post, people who don't know I'm a perv will definitely know I'm one now. Whatever, I don't care! All I care is Helen Mirren and her amazing D-cups and lips.

Last note....Dame Helen Mirren, please be mine!

Betty White on SNL!!!

Ahahahahaha..watched for the second time today...And, it's still freaking funny!!!
Found a few clips of the funny skits on YouTube!!!

This one is the funniest one!!! Ahahahahahaha..I just couldn't stop laughing!! Kristen Wiig is so damn funny in this one!!! Oh my gosh!!! I just couldn't stop laughing whenever I saw her!!! LMAO!!! She puts her hand into the man's mouth then she smells it!!! Ewww...That's so disgusting but hilarious!!! Then, the "tongue action" with the squirrel!!! She's killing me!!!! The last one just kill me!!!

"We love you." "We love you." "We love you." " I had a worm in my hair and I slept on the worm and then I found it in my soup and then I sat down on a hot piece of tin and then my skirt inched up and my panties got hot so I went in the freezer where I ate a big onion is that bad da doo bah doo doo doo." 

ROFLMAO!!! Kristen Wiig is the killer in this skit!!!!!!

This is so wrong but so hilarious too!!! Some of you might not get this joke..You'll think, "What's so funny with muffin?" Check this out then you'll understand why.. ;)

"Mmmm..I can't wait to taste your muffin.." "It's surprisingly salty!" 

"The baker of your generation might tend towards more drier, crusty muffin." "...dry or even yeasty muffin." "A yeasty muffin can really ruin your whole day." 

"There's a tangy taste in this muffin. Is that cherry?" "Oh no, my muffin hasn't had a cherry since 1939." [Don't get this one? Check this out.]

 "Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Your muffin just squirted in my mouth." "It happens." "I guess I'm eating it the right way." [This one made me laughed till almost fall off from the chair!]

"What are you waiting for?? EAT IT!!!" 

OMG!! This is so wrong!! The muffin, the cherry and the squirt!!! Holy shit!!! This skit kills too!! xDDDD

Love this one!! Cause everyone is in it!!! totally love this one!! ;)

"She's a lesbian." "Because she's a lesbian!" "Just let her stay home and lez!" "You can put that lesbian in any kind of a dress you want, and you know what you're gonna end up with? A lesbian. That girl is a lesbian!" "You're barking up the wrong lesbian." "If I could go back in time, I would lez it up 24 hours." "Lesbian!"

Hello!!! Why nobody is listening to your nana!! A lesbian is a lesbian! She's right!!! xDDD

Roarrrrrrrr!! Go Betty!!!!!! xDDD "Happy Mother's Day, Mother F-er!!"

Another freaking funny skit is the CSI parody, "CSI: Sarasota"..I couldn't stop laughing when I watched that one!! But I can't find it on the net...pfft...

This episode rocks!!! I laugh from the beginning to the end!! Betty White should host again, with everyone back like this episode!!!

Kristen Wiig

Finally got to watch "Whip It" just now!!
Directed by Drew Barrymore starred Ellen Page [HAWT!], Drew Barrymore, Kristen Wiig and others...

Ellen Page is amazing in this movie!! love her!! She's way too cute!!
Drew Barrymore...Oh boy...she's just...I don't know [in a good way]...LMAO!!
and...and..and...
KRISTEN WIIG!!!!

Actually the first time I saw her was in "Saturday Night Live"...My first impression of her was "This woman is funny!"...
Oh my god...all of her skits on SNL made me ROFLMAO!!
But then...in this movie...She's totally HAWT!!!
With the tattoos...the roller skates...
and with some make up [unlike her usual look in SNL]...
WHAM!!! She's so gorgeous and super hot!!

I'm hooked and officially in love with her!!!


In SNL, Kristen Wiig did so many impressions and skits...
However, the "Gilly" skit has always been my favourite!!!

Oh boy, this one always has me laughing non-stop until tears come out from my eyes!!
Damn funny one!! Giiilllllyyyyyy~~~~~xDDD


Ahhh...Don't you think she looks so different in SNL??
Let me put up some of her normal and pretty pictures I found on the net!!

With Jack, Tina, Bon-Jovi and Connon..


Vanity Fair photoshoot, with Tina Fey!


With Amy Poehler and Amy's husband, Will Arnett


With Alec Baldwin!!!


Oh my...


and this one...so pretty...

Was trying to find Kristen's Gilly video on youtube...
can't find anyone...but I found one video though...
It's the update dress rehearsal video...
Weekend update with Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler (!!)...
Kristen did a Madonna impression [giving tribute speech to Michael Jackson on VMA(?)]...

LMAO!! I love this so much!!!
Kristen facial expression was priceless when Amy interrupted her speech!!
Amy damn "geng"!! She broke the pencil with her TEETH, just like that!! Her teeth damn strong, man!! xD
And...Malaysia was mentioned in this video too!!! Amy damn funny lar!! LOL..


Anyway, since I know Kristen Wiig better now...
I'm looking forward to the next episode of SNL to come out!!
Can't wait to watch her skit and laugh like hell!!