Dame Helen Mirren, another perfect human being

Finally posting after a long time and it's another flailing post. I'm seriously good at flailing, just saying.

I have a confession, there are two over-60 women who I secretly lust over, erm, that sound kinda wrong since I'm just 20 [Yes, I'm finally accepting the fact that I'm going to be 20 this year]. Let me reconstruct the sentence. There are two over-60 women who I really like and admire and will kill to have the chance to make out with them. Better?

They are the fucking amazing and talented and beautiful and flawless and hot and the HBIC, Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren!

Meryl Streep

Dame Helen Mirren

Among two of them, the subject of this flail post will be Dame Helen Mirren! I strongly believe there'll be a chance in the future for Meryl Streep to make an appearance on my blog. So, let's focus on Helen Mirren today!

Okay, before I start flailing, I have one suggestion, can we let's just forget for a while the fact that Helen Mirren is 65 years old and she's indeed almost the same age as my grandmother? Because just the thought of it make me feel dirty. And no, I don't want to make out with my grandmother. I just want to make out with Helen Mirren. Are we clear? Yes? Then, let's start!

Last Saturday, Helen Mirren was the guest host of Saturday Night Live. People, she's so fucking perfect and hilarious! I laughed at every single of the sketch which she was involved! She was so good, all I could think of while I was in the lectures today was her! She effing invaded my mind! #perfecthumanbeingisperfect

The opening was perfect! The pictures of her? I CAN'T EVEN.. Can she be any cuter in that sailor dress and hat? UNF...

 

"You see, I might be appointed  the Dame of British Empire but I'm not all scones and teacups. I'm more biscuits or....D-cups!" #fuckingaccurate #blessyoudcups

In the first sketch, Helen Mirren spoofed another HBIC, Helena Bonham Carter! OMFG! You have no idea how hard I'd laughed!! xD

 "We live in Eternal Night." #perfectisperfect

The digital short...which is the most epic I'd ever seen on SNL is about....Helen Mirren's beautiful and magical D-cups breast! #izdead

"You're in a place that is much better than heaven. You're in Helen Mirren's titties." "Oh, Hellen Mirren maybe 65, but her titties exist in a place beyond space and time." "Yes, it is quite intense, I was told." #iwanttogotothere

Nasim's orgasmic face is epic! I want to be her, I want to grab them too!

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And, I can't believe Kristen Wiig effing motorboated Helen Mirren's boobies!! LMAO!! I want to stick my face on that, like Kristen.

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Another epic sketch of Helen Mirren is her as the violent Julie Andrews!

"Now apologize!...I don't believe ya!" "And here's your spoonful of sugar!" #badassmothafucka

I leave this until the last, because I flailed super hard at this! It is the most surprise and epic sketch in the whole show! Helen Mirren, why you so perfect? She effing kissed a girl in this sketch! #CREYS #RAINBOW #DOUBLERAINBOWS

"But it is mine...."

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Abby, you lucky bitch! You get to kiss Helen Mirren even just for a few seconds. Do you know how many people would kill for that? #helenmirrenletsmakeout


Okay, I'm done flailing. And, I'm dead too. After reading this post, people who don't know I'm a perv will definitely know I'm one now. Whatever, I don't care! All I care is Helen Mirren and her amazing D-cups and lips.

Last note....Dame Helen Mirren, please be mine!

Earth Hour - 26/3/2011

the only thing that's giving out light in my room

I'm sitting in the dark..turned off my light at 8.30 pm to support Earth Hour...Let's save our earth mother! :)

busy busy life

Life is busy...so many mid-terms and presentations coming up...pfft...I need to stay strong...I shall not be defeated...Just hang on...

Had political science presentation today...One word for it : SUCK...Damn, I think this time it's the worst among all the presentations we had...So sorry to my group members because my lappie died suddenly when we were still presenting.. :(

Tomorrow morning have Pengajian Malaysia mid-terms...Gotta study and memorize...but, before that, nap first...

Taking the nap now..Tata..

first time wearing colour cons..hehe.. :P

Someone Like You by Adele

I heard that you're settled down, 
That you found a girl and you're married now, 
I heard that your dreams came true, 
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you, 
Old friend, why are you so shy? 
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light, 

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited, 
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it, 
I had hoped you'd see my face, 
And that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over, 

Never mind, I'll find someone like you, 
I wish nothing but the best for you, too, 
Don't forget me, I beg, 
I remember you said, 
"Sometimes it lasts in love, 
But sometimes it hurts instead," 
Sometimes it lasts in love, 
But sometimes it hurts instead, yeah, 

You know how the time flies, 
Only yesterday was the time of our lives, 
We were born and raised in a summer haze, 
Bound by the surprise of our glory days, 

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited, 
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it, 
I had hoped you'd see my face, 
And that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over, 

Never mind, I'll find someone like you, 
I wish nothing but the best for you, too, 
Don't forget me, I beg, 
I remember you said, 
"Sometimes it lasts in love, 
But sometimes it hurts instead," 

Nothing compares, 
No worries or cares, 
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made, 
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste? 

Nevermind, I'll find someone like you, 
I wish nothing but the best for you, 
Don't forget me, I beg, 
I remember you said, 
"Sometimes it lasts in love, 
But sometimes it hurts instead," 

Nevermind, I'll find someone like you, 
I wish nothing but the best for you, too, 
Don't forget me, I beg, 
I remember you said, 
"Sometimes it lasts in love, 
But sometimes it hurts instead," 
Sometimes it lasts in love, 
But sometimes it hurts instead.

Saw you in the hall way a few days ago and... I realized that I'd finally let you go...

Oh, my loves..

Just a little something I need to say out or I'll die...Yeah, my heart will burst from all these lovings I'm having for these people..

Dear Jennifer Beals, I love you. You're so freaking hot and fierce in 'The Chicago Code'!

Dear Laurel Holloman, I love you. You inspire me by just looking at you painting!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n89jf1gRtKA

Dear, Archie Panjabi, I love you. Your character, Kalinda is so freaking bad ass in 'The Good Wife'! 

Oh, one more thing about Kalinda. Just freaking embrace your woman-loving side already! Do you know how frustrating is it?

Dear Tess Gerritsen, I love you. Your books 'The Keepsake' and 'The Killing Place' had keep me awake for several nights!

  

That's it!! I think I will talk more about my love for 'The Good Wife' and Kalinda if I have the time! Peace out! :) 

darkest period of my life

Fucked up shit happened a few days ago.